Yankee girls are remarkably mature for their age and usually have older boyfriends. They may not be good at studying, but when it comes to sexuality, they're top-tier. Of course, they're sexy even when they become housewives; in fact, they become even sexier. I used to be a small-endowed guy, but now I'm a well-endowed one! Plus, I have the leverage that they're providing sexual services in a supposedly wholesome massage parlor... I'm going to really go at it, both for revenge and for bullying them back (laugh)
