No children after 3 years of marriage. The other day, my wife came home from shopping and received a flyer for "business trip massage" in front of the station. Since they were having a new campaign and the treatment was cheap, I thought I would try it out as a topic of conversation and asked her to call over the weekend. At first, I, the husband, was the one receiving the treatment... but since my wife, who usually complains about shoulder pain from housework, was also offered a course for women by the masseur, saying "If you like, I can treat you too..."