In the middle of the night, I heard a noise at the front door, so I cautiously opened the door... A completely mud-covered mature woman was leaning against the wall, asleep. Upon closer inspection, she turned out to be my neighbor's wife. It seems she had mistaken her own front door. For now, I brought her into my house and took care of her... She was completely unaware. I couldn't resist taking advantage of my defenseless, mud-covered neighbor!
