Today, as I was wrapping myself in my sister's underwear and sniffing it, I was caught at the worst possible moment. After thinking for a while, my sister looked at me with kind eyes and said, "I guess I'll have to entertain you, huh?" I was torn about what to do, but since I have no experience with women and no money to go to a brothel, and since my sister offered, I entrusted everything to her, and she led me to paradise.
