It's a bit of an embarrassing story, but after we got married, we realized that both of us are true throat M's. Moreover, since I am more of an M than my wife, we live each day with a distorted marital relationship. By chance, when I trespassed into someone else's home, I met a man of low morals and education, whose only concern seemed to be about sex. I ended up serving him as my master, while my wife served him as well...