Hey hey! I'm a genius pick-up artist! Today, I'm going to challenge pick-up tactics with a 100% success rate joke! "Hey hey, big sister! This is suspicious!" (This usually makes most women burst into laughter and leads to a successful pick-up!) I said it with great momentum! But then! The woman in front of me didn't even chuckle and just walked past... That's strange. This is strange. It's impossible for them to ignore my best joke. They just didn't hear it! That's it! This is a dream! When I wake up in the morning, the delicious smell of my mom's breakfast will wake me up!
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