[MRXD-057] I can't read three moves in the endgame because I can't see the important pieces because the beautiful, intelligent female assistant who listens to the chess show has too many boobs on her side and they are in the way.
The heated battle unfolding on the board. Amidst the famous game where pieces with no flaws in the opening, middle, and endgame stages dance with vitality, as you hold your breath and watch, what repeatedly blocks your view are the ample lateral breast protrusions of the female assistant audience standing before the large board commentary. Ten seconds, twenty seconds, 123... At the crucial moment in the endgame, where exchanges lead to checkmate escape and checkmate, the female-flow protrusion, without malice or ulterior motives, disrupts your thinking. In a situation that, under normal circumstances, would be easily resolved with a simple three-move checkmate, it unexpectedly triggers an abrupt defeat.
