The spirit of hospitality shining golden! My mind is blank, my glans is swollen and red with ultimate pleasure! Lewd chairs are mainly done in the "wet area" of a sex shop... and the market is set. However, such a high threshold is not acceptable. It should be something more casual. For example, a play could suddenly start in various places like offices, schools, or shops... Yes, if the world were such that a "lewd chair" was as natural a form of hospitality as serving tea or coffee.
