No matter how you look at it, you're a total perverted M-type guy. Your dick must be small and circumcised, right? Or wait, is it an S, a small S! Can you even pleasure someone with such a tiny dick? You can't even grip it, you can only pinch it between your fingers. Even when fully erect, it's tiny, tiny. If you can actually perform, go ahead and try. If you can, I'll let you pleasure me while admiring my beautiful body today. But I'll keep insulting your disgusting performance the whole time!
