Welcome to "Bastiness", the ultimate Nordic-born organic preference gym. We are the only gym that promotes cutting-edge training using the softest and least burdensome part of the human body—the breasts. Strengthening grip = squeezing breasts, measuring blood pressure = clamping with breasts. Our motto is to do everything with breasts. Want to build muscle? Then, stimulate excessive secretion of male hormones by looking at the large breasts of our instructors!